People in a new relationship tend to hide or avoid the gross parts of being a human. We’ll hold in farts until our intestines turn into small zeppelins and erase any evidence of having pooped like we’re cleaning a crime scene.
1. She stops shaving every day.
2. She pops your zits.
3. You pee with the door open.
4. You fart at will.
5. You don’t mind morning breath.
6. You announce when you’re going to poop.